"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." - Lloyd Bridges

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The Whole Truth, Nothing But the Truth...

I have been tagged by Aimee to reveal 7 truths about myself. Normally I would not participate in such tom foolery but since she is my sister I will oblige.

1. I work in the computer industry but I cannot stand technology, any of it; Cell phones, myspace pages, bluetooth, you name it, I hate it. I even hate blogs and have had second thoughts about having one. I have been close to hitting the delete button several times because I feel like a sell-out.

2. If I don't make some drastic changes I will probably hit a deuce by the end of the Holidays.

3. 99.9% of the world's population (including myself) annoys the crap out of me.

4. A lot of people believe my quietness indicates I am formulating profound thoughts and observations in my head. In reality, like Aimee, I usually can't think of anything good to say. Most of the time my head is pretty much empty except for a few cobwebs and mouse droppings.

5. I am currently working on a novel. On a good night I can turn out one or two sentences.

6. I have to wash my hands before I go to bed (no matter what I was doing before bed; even if it was just watching t.v.

7. Our family was booed for Halloween (somebody leaves a treat on the doorstep with a picture of a ghost and instructions to boo 2 or 3 other houses). I convinced Cally that we could just bag the booing and nobody would know we hadn't completed our assignment. It was very empowering!

As far as who I am tagging...see number 7.

9 comments:

Mandee said...

You sound like you should be one of my siblings. Moody and grumpy.

Mandee said...

It's #3 that really makes you sound like a McCaleb.

Aimee said...

You are awesome Josh!

holleynoel said...

Josh, don't sell yourself short, you and Aimee have lots of things to say, you are just quiet!

grandma jojo said...

i don't get hitting a deuce? what the heck does that mean.
and who says you and aimee are quiet? is wasn't me! i'll give you each a dollar if you are quiet for 30 minutes - remember that?
you have a lot to say and you are NOT full of crap, most of the time.

grandma jojo said...

AND, do NOT hit delete. i love reading your blog.

josh said...

deuce = 200 lbs.

Ben said...

I am with you on the 99.9% comment! I can't stand most and don't know how most stand me.

Sarah said...

So I just read through your whole blog... I mean web log... and laughed out loud through the whole thing, I look forward to visiting again... if you decide to post again...